Black nail polish. Although these days I only like to wear Bitch Red.

Black nail polish. Although these days I only like to wear Bitch Red.

The slacker is back in 2-dimensional form. Pencil eyeliner in nose (however liquid eyeliner was the culprit set free on my face).

The slacker is back in 2-dimensional form. Pencil eyeliner in nose (however liquid eyeliner was the culprit set free on my face).

A roll of toilet paper.Because I am snot-faced, drugged-up and feeling sorry for myself.
Devouring So Then She, however, has been appropriate medication. 

A roll of toilet paper.
Because I am snot-faced, drugged-up and feeling sorry for myself.

Devouring So Then She, however, has been appropriate medication. 

A clog-keyring from Amsterdam from the love of my life, Hannah

A clog-keyring from Amsterdam from the love of my life, Hannah

Thigh high sock.

Thigh high sock.

Johnny Bravo plush toy.

Johnny Bravo plush toy.

Pearl bracelet (because I am a classy gal).

Pearl bracelet (because I am a classy gal).

Clothespin

Clothespin

hello tumblr.


This will be my daily exercise in vanity and stupidity.