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June 27, 2011

I have jumped ship.

But this was obvious anyway. Sorry about that. 

More consistent posts live here: www.nikkinoncommittal.tumblr.com

Tags: OH BAI

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February 15, 2011
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Why am I so attractive? Boooburries in my nose, boooburries in my mouf, boooburries EVERYWHERE…!

Why am I so attractive? Boooburries in my nose, boooburries in my mouf, boooburries EVERYWHERE…!

Tags: things in my nose blueberries

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February 07, 2011

Guest Post 1: Hello Rossco

Ross hates me, hence he has run away to Bali. To further punctuate just how painful a character he views me, he has decided to lodge a bamboo stick up his nostrils.

Tags: things in my nose ross stavrou is greek bamboo stick up the nose

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February 06, 2011
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My handiest purchase ever… haw haw haw.

Tags: babyporridge, things in my nose wooden hand nikki malvar

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January 13, 2011
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Black nail polish. Although these days I only like to wear Bitch Red.

Black nail polish. Although these days I only like to wear Bitch Red.

Tags: nikki malvar babyporridge things in my nose

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January 09, 2011
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The slacker is back in 2-dimensional form. Pencil eyeliner in nose (however liquid eyeliner was the culprit set free on my face).

The slacker is back in 2-dimensional form. Pencil eyeliner in nose (however liquid eyeliner was the culprit set free on my face).

Tags: nikki malvar babyporridge things in my nose

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December 21, 2010
Taken on my boss’s iPhone 4, last Saturday night, during our Business Team’s xmas festivities.

Taken on my boss’s iPhone 4, last Saturday night, during our Business Team’s xmas festivities.

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December 10, 2010
While this image does not really adhere to the rules, nor contain an item trapped within my nostrils, mention of the nose is made. It is fitting, and in conjunction with my previous post. ‘Pwet’ means ‘Ass’ fyi in Filipino.

While this image does not really adhere to the rules, nor contain an item trapped within my nostrils, mention of the nose is made.

It is fitting, and in conjunction with my previous post.

‘Pwet’ means ‘Ass’ fyi in Filipino.

Tags: thingsinmynose a conversation with my father anomalous post

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December 10, 2010
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A roll of toilet paper.Because I am snot-faced, drugged-up and feeling sorry for myself. Devouring So Then She, however, has been appropriate medication. 

A roll of toilet paper.
Because I am snot-faced, drugged-up and feeling sorry for myself.

Devouring So Then She, however, has been appropriate medication. 

Tags: nasal sodomy, nikki malvar babyporridge thingsinmynose i am sick SoThenShe

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November 20, 2010
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Pink plastic fork.

Tags: babyporridge, nikki malvar 365 day project pink plastic fork in my nose